Here They Come: Those Russian Trolls!
Wow, have you noticed? The have really ramped it up quickly! With Bernie out of the way, the horde of Russian trolls can concentrate all their fire-power on … Read more
Republicans
Senate Republicans Introduce COVID-19 Cowbell Law
New “Cowbell Law” legislation will replace self-quarantine rules, say Senate Republicans. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R- Kentucky) announced today the introduction in the Senate of new cowbell … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Elephant in the Room
As usual, the elephant in the room makes doo. Republicans and Trump: Of Mice and Menace. Conservatives serve cons. Trump: America’s #1 bulltwitter. You can have your say, … Read more
Pandemic Profiteers, Trump and Peter Cottontail
Trump and the Republican Senate are enabling pandemic profiteers, at everyone’s expense. Wartime profiteering is an especially vile form of corporate greed, yet it has been as common … Read more
Leprechauns Cancel St. Patrick’s Day Mischief & Shenanigans
Annual St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigan Festival canceled by unusually cautious Leprechauns amid coronavirus fears. Colin McCreedy, president of the International Brotherhood of Leprechauns and Wee People, has announced … Read more
Hey Republicans! It’s Jesus! Did Ya Miss Me?
A message from Jesus addressed to Republicans was recently forwarded by an anonymous source. Here it is. Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! … Read more
Republicans and Democrats Discuss Candidates for President in the 21st Century
We sit in and listen in as Republicans and Democrats alternately discuss candidates and their electability. Donald Trump is a real hoot! He’ll say anything. I love that … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: With a Little Help From His ‘Friends’
Trump gets bought with a little help from his “friends.” Trump claims that the Mueller report totally exonerated him and he’s not wrong, he’s lying! With the facts … Read more
Donald Trump’s Regrets: Diary Entries
Exclusive excerpts from Donald Trump’s diary, wherein he expresses a few regrets – not mistakes! Dear Diary, As we (meaning I) approach the end of the first of … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If I Didn’t Have a Brain I Wouldn’t Mind…
…and if I didn’t have a heart I wouldn’t care, either. Trump is one character with absolutely none. My dictionary defines trumpery as “anything showy but of little value.” … Read more
