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Mar 272013
 
Corporate Kangaroo Courts Supplant Our Seventh Amendment Rights

Seventh Amendment? Yeah, right — That’s so quaint! Being wronged by a corporation is painful enough, but just try getting your day in court. Most Americans don’t realize it, but our Seventh Amendment right to a fair jury trial against corporate wrongdoers has quietly been [more...]

Nov 132012
 
Corporations Vie for Naming Rights for Newly Seceding Country

More business-friendly environment sought Most Americans would agree that a split of the union would be disastrous. But another way to see it — as the newly formed “National Chamber of Commerce” does — is that disasters can spell opportunity. For example, a brand new [more...]

Nov 082012
 
Denounced: Corporate GMO Disinformation Campaign on California's Prop 37

Groups Launch National Initiative to Help Americans Take Action on Genetically Engineered Foods (GMOs) A new coalition, focused on the right to know whether or not foods are genetically engineered, today denounced the millions of dollars poured into anti-Prop 37 efforts by major corporations. The [more...]

Nov 062012
 
My God No! It Can't Be True! Stop the Election!

Warning: If the election goes as planned, something terrible may happen Oh my God!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! Stop the presses! This is too big … Somehow, some way, we’ve got to stop the election. I’ve just discovered something … something terrible! Something you won’t believe. [more...]

Nov 022012
 
The Corporate Mad Dogs of Citizens United

As feared, our people’s democratic authority has been dogged nearly to death by the hounds of money in this election go ’round, thanks to the Supreme Court’s reckless decree in the now-infamous Citizens United case. That rank political power play by five black-robed judicial partisans [more...]

Jun 212012
 
Super PACs and Secret Money Destroying America's Democracy

Leave it to Bill Moyers, one of America’s most useful citizens, to sum up our country’s present political plight regarding elections and Super PACs in a succinct metaphor: “Our elections have replaced horse racing as the sport of kings. These kings are multi-billionaire corporate moguls [more...]

May 122012
 
Dallas Party Ends Badly at Trade Negotiations for U.S. Trade Reps and Federal Agents

Dozens of rogue “delegates” disrupt Trans-Pacific Partnership gala with “award,” “mic check,” mass toilet paper replacement (video) Two dozen rogue “delegates” disrupted the corporate-sponsored welcome gala for the high-stakes Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) trade negotiations yesterday with a fake award ceremony and “mic check.” Other activists, [more...]