Trump to Renovate Heaven, Move Residents to Hell for Rebuild
Trump plans to Renovate Heaven, haul ‘Asses to Ashes’ living his Master Builder Dream! Top 5 Enticement Offers! THE DEVIL to Trump re: ‘Renovate Heaven’ project You can’t … Read more
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Fifth Circle of Hell: Preregistration Now Open
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With Armageddon fast approaching, you may now preregister for the Fifth Circle of Hell. With Armageddon fast approaching, SNN Damnation correspondent Mortyle … Read more
Hell on Earth
After Pope Francis seemed to deny the existence of Hell on Earth, the author asked the Devil about it. A few years ago, Pope Francis stunned the ecclesiastical … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Unqualified Immunity
Donald Trump should be given unqualified immunity from the presidency. Trump vows to get even if it destroys the country. Republicans refuse to step on lunatic attack toes. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: MAGA Minions on the Psycho-Path to Hell
MAGA minions follow the psycho-path to hell. Dictator wannabe Trump is the top Banana Republican. The tea party believes in non-sensibility. Since Trump can’t control himself, he tries … Read more
The Devil Unveils Adventures for Billionaires
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Incredible adventures await bored billionaires in a place they’ll feel right at home: Hell. SNN resident Witch Doctor and Goozakooologist recently returned … Read more
Heaven and Hell
According to my friend God, Heaven and Hell doesn’t exist anymore. Here’s what He said about it, over coffee in Manhattan one morning. One morning I was having … Read more
Devil Expels Souls from Hell for Wearing Masks
Those caught wearing masks in Hell will be escorted out for being “too damned good,” says Devil. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Apparently the Covid 19 “mask … Read more
The Circles of Hell: An Update
It feels as hot as Hell again this summer, which got me wondering what is going on in the actual place. (Inspired by Dante) As a result of … Read more
Lost Book of the Bible Reveals Exactly When ‘Hell Will Freeze Over’
Newly discovered book explains when hell will freeze over and what will happen when it does. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) For centuries in Christian English speaking … Read more
