Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians and the Price They Paid
Presenting the infamous famous Americans who colluded with the Russians – and the price they paid! Robert Hanssen – In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest … Read more
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The Amazing Fall of Donald Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Wall’
Donald Trump has continuously stamped his tiny feet and demanded that Congress shell out more than 10 billion of our taxpayers’ dollars for a “big, beautiful wall” he … Read more
CDC Warns Against New Virus
Here is the latest warning from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC): The CDC is closely monitoring an outbreak of political illness caused by a novel … Read more
Heaven’s Gate Estates
Exclusive: Leaked copy of rejection letter to President Trump from Heaven’s Gate Estates. Dear Mr. Trump: Receipt is acknowledged of your application for admittance to our new Heaven’s … Read more
Trump: Secret Plans to Escape Indictment?
As the Trump-Kim bromance continues, rumors circulate of plans to escape indictment. An anonymous source has just informed this reporter of a secret plan to escape indictment that … Read more
Trump Meets with Religious Leaders of HATE
Religious leaders host annual “Hot Wings and a Prayer” gathering attended by Trump. Donald Trump met today with top religious leaders of the controversial Holy Antagonistic Theological Elitist … Read more
States Announce Plans for Most Attention-Grabbing Primaries
Every state is now jostling to not only be first, but most attention-grabbing with these new primary plans. 2020 is here and that means the start of the … Read more
History’s Verdict: Unfit to Rule
World leaders have always wondered how history would judge them. Here is one possible legacy: Unfit to Rule. World leaders have always wondered how history would judge them … Read more
Trump’s Version of Sinatra’s ‘My Way’
President rewrites Sinatra’s “My Way,” says it’s the “best version ever!” They think the end is near And that I face the final curtain. My base, I’ll say … Read more
The Night Before Trump’s Christmas
“The Night Before Christmas,” updated. “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas” and “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” from its first line, … Read more
