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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Aaron Rodgers’ Mustache Great for Lapping Up That Last Bit of Soup

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Aaron Rodgers’ Mustache Great for Lapping Up That Last Bit of Soup
Dave Richards
Dave Richards
Dave Richards is a writer from Las Vegas. In his spare time, he enjoys messing with HR Bots by optimizing keywords on Linkedin.
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A study of Aaron Rodgers’ mustache has found it is the perfect substance for blotting up whatever’s at the bottom of your bowl. A Green Bay scientist has … Read more

State Lottery Taps Opioid Maker to Develop Super-Addictive Lottery Ticket

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State Lottery Taps Opioid Maker to Develop Super-Addictive Lottery Ticket
Dave Richards
Dave Richards
Dave Richards is a writer from Las Vegas. In his spare time, he enjoys messing with HR Bots by optimizing keywords on Linkedin.
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With latest move, State Lottery officials hope to completely wipe out ‘pesky’ lower class. CHICAGO — In an effort to rid the state of the proletariat and boost … Read more

Seldom Reliable Sources Reveal Yet More of Trump’s Telephone Tag Game

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Seldom Reliable Sources Reveal Yet More of Trump’s Telephone Tag Game
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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More phone calls by Trump you haven’t yet heard about reveal a Pandora’s Box of telephone tag conversations with foreign leaders. With the latest revelation of an inappropriate … Read more

Experts: Nation’s Football Fans Still Not Game Ready

Experts: Nation’s Football Fans Still Not Game Ready
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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American football fans have started the new season totally out of shape, say experts. Despite being a couple weeks into the season, American football fans are still not … Read more

Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King of Something

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Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King of Something
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Trump finally succeeded at buying Greenland, is having a golden throne/toilet built now. President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has bought the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. … Read more

Trump Secretly Makes Plans for Sainthood

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Trump Secretly Makes Plans for Sainthood
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Theologian blows whistle on Trump’s sainthood plans. A theologian who was secretly hired by Trump contacted this reporter regarding a bizarre plan President Trump has to assure that … Read more

Senator McConnell Falls, Breaks Flipper

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Senator McConnell Falls, Breaks Flipper
Dennis Wobber
Dennis Wobber
Dennis Wobber is a retired structural engineer. He is also a long-time admirer of Art Hoppe, the satirical columnist who wrote for the SF Chronicle for more than 40 years.
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Republicans concerned after Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell fell at home, breaking his flipper. Many Senate Republicans expressed concern today, after Majority Leader Mitch McConnell fell at home, … Read more

L’état, C’est Qui?

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L’état, C’est Qui?
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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Despite the controversy, the British ambassador was not the only one to secretly trash The Donald. Kim Darroch, the British ambassador to the United States, has resigned over … Read more

Exclusive: Original ‘Salute to America’ Speech Uncovered

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Exclusive: Original ‘Salute to America’ Speech Uncovered
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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In this Humor Times exclusive, we present the initial draft of Trump’s “Salute to America” speech. In President Trump’s July 4th “Salute to America” speech, he said that … Read more

Trump Offers Own Take on American History in New Book

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Trump Offers Own Take on American History in New Book
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Promises new textbook on American history will be “Greatest Ever” This reporter has secured an outline of some of the points that President Trump is going to cover … Read more

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