Senator Collins Buys Brooklyn Bridge
Breaking news: Maine Senator Susan Collins has purchased the Brooklyn Bridge for an undisclosed sum. Senator Susan Collins from Maine announced today that she had purchased the Brooklyn … Read more
Republicans
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace
It was all the President’s menace that lit the fuse. January 6th represents Donald Trump’s insurrectile dysfunction. The Big Lie: A fiction for a faction. Trump’s “Election Defense … Read more
Biden, DeSantis Team Up Against Mexican Drug Cartel
A Mexican drug cartel was fooled by an old political rivalry in a rare bipartisan display of cooperation. President Joe Biden and “Sheriff” Ron DeSantis busted the Mexican … Read more
McCarthy: ‘The Country Bears’ Responsibility for January 6th
House Minority Leader accuses bear band supergroup “The Country Bears” of inciting the January 6th insurrection. House Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today revealed that a Republican-led investigation into … Read more
Who is George Shrub and Why Is He Washing My Brain?!
Book/video review: “Singing CIA Agent George Shrub Speaks” and “Singing CIA Agent George Shrub Explains the World Away.” By Janet Bates & Anne Schupack Have you ever wanted … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points
GOP gun control solutions are loaded with hollow points. The NRA is a house of worship, where the right-wing mass occurs. Children lie dead on the grounds of … Read more
Texas Governor: Arm Schoolchildren from Kindergarten on Up
“The only way to deal with a mad teenager brandishing an AR-15,” says Gov. Greg Abbott, “is another mad teenager brandishing an AR-15.” HOUSTON, TX — Texas Governor … Read more
Why Should We the People Respect a Court That Disrespects the People?
How can we respect a court that has needlessly, dangerously and rather ludicrously become a black-robed autocracy? When Supreme Court member Justice Samuel Alito’s secret plan for canceling … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together
Republicans scum together over Trump. Republican conspiracies hatch in surrection nests. The GOP serves a complicit tea. Fascists want the right to control all of US. Liars live … Read more
The Corporate Connection to the ‘War on Women’
Top corporate execs may not actually agree with the war on women, but abortion being outlawed is not a big concern for them. The most aggressive and virulent … Read more
