This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Thugly American
“Make me look bad and I’ll get thugly,” Trump warns. The mad hater held a tea party with malice in plunder-land. MAGA: Trump‘s personal safe-tea network. If hating … Read more
Republicans
GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump
The remaining Republican presidential candidates are launching a new strategy — get indicted. Faced with trying to close a huge gap between themselves and Donald Trump, the remaining Republican … Read more
Mike Johnson’s First News Conference: Pledges Inaction
In first news conference, new House Speaker promises to do nothing at all unless the IRS stops harassing his rich friends. On Thursday, newly-minted House Speaker Mike Johnson … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: MAGA Minions on the Psycho-Path to Hell
MAGA minions follow the psycho-path to hell. Dictator wannabe Trump is the top Banana Republican. The tea party believes in non-sensibility. Since Trump can’t control himself, he tries … Read more
GOP to Pick House Speaker on ‘Big Brother’ Reality Show
In order to finally end the Speaker of the House saga, the Republican Party will pick the winner of “Big Brother.” In an effort to end its long … Read more
Gym Jordan Fails Spectacularly in Pursuit of Speakership
Rep. Jim Jordan fails to gain House Speakership, as the Republican sh*t show rambles on. Rep. Jim Jordan (R. OH) failed in his benighted quest for Speakership of … Read more
CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
Meet the Press: Matt Gaetz Dumps on Liz Cheney
On Meet the Press, Matt Gaetz said that Liz Cheney “just hasn’t been getting any lately” and that he “can understand why.” Rep. Matt Gaetz (R. FL) appeared … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Dark Farce
Republicans have surrendered to the dark farce. The Republican presidential field: Different assholes, same shit. The rear ends justify their meanness. Real lies what you are told may … Read more
Polling Disaster for Florida Gov: DeSantis to Pull the Plug
Sinking in the polls, the latest results prompt Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to pull the plug on his quixotic campaign for president. Results of the new USA Today/Suffolk … Read more
