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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

SCOTUS to Hear Landmark Cases in New Term

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SCOTUS to Hear Landmark Cases in New Term
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Supreme Court is set to hear two landmark cases that could change history, including the inalienable right to fart. The new … Read more

Federal Inmate Donald Trump Announces for President

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Federal Inmate Donald Trump Announces for President
Eric Green
Eric Green
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
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Future News! New federal inmate Donald Trump, boasting he’s the best prisoner ever, announces new run for president. Presently incarcerated at the Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary in Pennsylvania, now … Read more

DeSantis Takes On ‘Woke’ Hurricane Ian

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DeSantis Takes On ‘Woke’ Hurricane Ian
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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Hurricane Ian won’t be messing around with Florida any longer, says proud Gov. Ron DeSantis Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis demanded today that “woke” Hurricane Ian reimburse residents for … Read more

Kyrie Irving Awarded “Voice For The Voiceless” All-Star

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Kyrie Irving Awarded “Voice For The Voiceless” All-Star
David Wollman
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
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Kyrie Irving, an NBA All-Star with the Brooklyn Nets, is now a star champion for those who cannot speak out for themselves. Accepting the Golden Vocal Cord trophy, … Read more

Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border

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Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more

Putin Mobilizes Bolshoi Ballet

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Putin Mobilizes Bolshoi Ballet
David Wollman
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
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Putin has drafted the Bolshoi Ballet among the conscripts shoring up Russia’s military in Ukraine. But Biden is on his toes. Vladimir Putin’s military call-up follows heavy losses … Read more

Sexologist Explains Modern Sexuality

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Sexologist Explains Modern Sexuality
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) An internationally known sexologist explains the ins and outs of modern sexuality. Dr. Oscar Cahonnes, sexologist and chairman of the Pseudopsychosociopathicsexual Department … Read more

Clown Prince Trump Lies … In State

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Clown Prince Trump Lies … In State
David Wollman
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
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The Clown Prince of Politics plans to cash in on the worldwide vigils for Queen Elizabeth II. Donald Trump, aka The Clown Prince of Politics, has announced he … Read more

Biden DOJ Busses Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ to Fox News Headquarters

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Biden DOJ Busses Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ to Fox News Headquarters
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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January 6th “tourists” were transported to Fox headquarters with a promise of jobs. The U.S. Department of Justice bussed scores of Jan. 6 “tourists” to Fox News headquarters … Read more

President Biden to Unveil New College Student Homicide Forgiveness Program

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President Biden to Unveil New College Student Homicide Forgiveness Program
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New “College Student Homicide Forgiveness Program” announced to give unfortunate killers a new start. If by chance in 1965 you killed your … Read more

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