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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

New York City Subway and Sewer Rats Form Union

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New York City Subway and Sewer Rats Form Union
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New York subway and sewer rats presented Mayor Adams with a petition from their newly-formed labor union. There are 8 million stories … Read more

Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’

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Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’
Eric Green
Eric Green
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
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The self-proclaimed “Lord of the Universe” offers his own “Sermon on the Mount” and preaches revenge on all doubters. Ex-President Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is God, … Read more

President Biden Unveils Plan to Pay Off National Debt Before Midterms

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President Biden Unveils Plan to Pay Off National Debt Before Midterms
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Biden unveils plan to eliminate the national debt, just in time to boost Democrats’ chances in the midterm elections. According to SNN … Read more

Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents

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Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Anonymous insider reveals the real reason Trump stole classified top secret documents. Ever since the August 8th FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, there has been much speculation as to … Read more

Trump Sued Again – This Time By ‘Big Comedy’

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Trump Sued Again – This Time By ‘Big Comedy’
David Wollman
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
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“Big comedy” alleges Trump is destroying his own political satire brand, thus threatening the incomes of those who mock him. A recently filed lawsuit by “big comedy” concerns … Read more

SCOTUS to Hear Landmark Cases in New Term

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SCOTUS to Hear Landmark Cases in New Term
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Supreme Court is set to hear two landmark cases that could change history, including the inalienable right to fart. The new … Read more

Federal Inmate Donald Trump Announces for President

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Federal Inmate Donald Trump Announces for President
Eric Green
Eric Green
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
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Future News! New federal inmate Donald Trump, boasting he’s the best prisoner ever, announces new run for president. Presently incarcerated at the Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary in Pennsylvania, now … Read more

DeSantis Takes On ‘Woke’ Hurricane Ian

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DeSantis Takes On ‘Woke’ Hurricane Ian
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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Hurricane Ian won’t be messing around with Florida any longer, says proud Gov. Ron DeSantis Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis demanded today that “woke” Hurricane Ian reimburse residents for … Read more

Kyrie Irving Awarded “Voice For The Voiceless” All-Star

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Kyrie Irving Awarded “Voice For The Voiceless” All-Star
David Wollman
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
David Wollman
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Kyrie Irving, an NBA All-Star with the Brooklyn Nets, is now a star champion for those who cannot speak out for themselves. Accepting the Golden Vocal Cord trophy, … Read more

Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border

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Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more

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