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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

January 6 Committee Issues New Batch of Subpoenas

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January 6 Committee Issues New Batch of Subpoenas
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New information about people allegedly in communication with Trump during the riot results in latest batch of subpoenas. In order to track … Read more

Kanye Turns Antisemitic Dross into Dollars

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Kanye Turns Antisemitic Dross into Dollars
David Wollman
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
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Kanye West doubles down on his antisemitic brand, launches “Haayt’s Peach” organic supermarket chain. Ye (formerly Kanye West) is apparently looking to financially rebound from sponsor defections by … Read more

Musk, Trump Jr. Partied with Paul Pelosi and His Attacker

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Musk, Trump Jr. Partied with Paul Pelosi and His Attacker
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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Elon Musk’s “new” Twitter is abuzz with all kinds of disinformation about the home invasion attack on Paul Pelosi. Billionaire Elon Musk and Donald Trump Jr. partied with … Read more

2023 Oscars to Commemorate ‘Slap Seen ‘Round The World’

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2023 Oscars to Commemorate ‘Slap Seen ‘Round The World’
David Wollman
David Wollman
David Wollman lives north of the border. No, not that border. The other one. Canada. (sighs) He uses his keyboard in the struggle to give voice to those who speak goof to power, and remind us all that it takes a village to raise an idiot. David's new screenplay is a multiverse of satire, "CULTURE WARS:THE FARCE AWAKENS".
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The 2023 Oscars are set to be part of a global commemoration of Will Smith’s infamous slap at comedian Chris Rock. Sweeping changes are coming to the 2023 … Read more

‘The Feds Can’t Indict Me’ Declares Trump

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‘The Feds Can’t Indict Me’ Declares Trump
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
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“The Feds can’t indict me” professes Donald Trump, and lackey Kash Patel declares, “they can’t touch him.” Riding a red wave, Donald John Trump announced that he is … Read more

Catwoman Debunks Litter Box Myth

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Catwoman Debunks Litter Box Myth
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Catwoman dispels Republican-fed “litter box” rumors, as the GOP attempts to spread outrage to scare voters. Many Republican candidates in this year’s elections are capitalizing on “litter box” … Read more

Future News: Independent Voters Flee to Canada

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Future News: Independent Voters Flee to Canada
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
Steve Schneider
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Independent voters who swept Republicans into power now see the chaos they’ve unleashed and are heading to Canada in droves. Independent voters who swept Republicans into power nationally … Read more

New York City Subway and Sewer Rats Form Union

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New York City Subway and Sewer Rats Form Union
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) New York subway and sewer rats presented Mayor Adams with a petition from their newly-formed labor union. There are 8 million stories … Read more

Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’

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Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’
Eric Green
Eric Green
Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.
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The self-proclaimed “Lord of the Universe” offers his own “Sermon on the Mount” and preaches revenge on all doubters. Ex-President Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is God, … Read more

President Biden Unveils Plan to Pay Off National Debt Before Midterms

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President Biden Unveils Plan to Pay Off National Debt Before Midterms
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Biden unveils plan to eliminate the national debt, just in time to boost Democrats’ chances in the midterm elections. According to SNN … Read more

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