The Southern Governor
The southern governor strode into the room and, with studied nonchalance, soon had the audience in the palm of his hand. The southern governor strode to the front … Read more
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Bile Drips Down Mouth of Fox News Rainmaker as Righteous Ron Licks His Chops
Fox News “rainmaker” Tucker Carlson had to eat his words, and offered a confession to his unthinking viewers. So, hatred clouded poor Tucker Carlson’s judgment. Imagine that. It … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Receives CNN Host Chris Wallace
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host gets interviewed himself this time, by CNN host Chris Wallace. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defund a Mental Racist
Keep America free: Defund a mental racist! Donald Trump is the biggest worm ever to come out of the Big Apple. Trump’s Truth Social posts: A cornered rant. … Read more
Biden DOJ Busses Jan. 6 ‘Tourists’ to Fox News Headquarters
January 6th “tourists” were transported to Fox headquarters with a promise of jobs. The U.S. Department of Justice bussed scores of Jan. 6 “tourists” to Fox News headquarters … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever
Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace
It was all the President’s menace that lit the fuse. January 6th represents Donald Trump’s insurrectile dysfunction. The Big Lie: A fiction for a faction. Trump’s “Election Defense … Read more
BREAKING: Supreme Court Leak Caused by Brett Kavanaugh
In yet another strange abandoned laptop incident, it was revealed that the infamous Supreme Court leak was Brett Kavanaugh’s fault. Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive … Read more
Plant-Based Beer and Bug Burgers: It’s What’s for Dinner
Larry Kudlow, Fox News television personality and pretend economist who plays one on TV, complains about “plant-based beer.” Big Meat did a collective knee jerk this spring when … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/16/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Big Bird, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
