This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Flush the Tea Potty!
The tea potty is full of it. Trump’s base is sneer to his heart. Loyal tea oafs protect Trump. Right-wing propaganda time: Lunatic talk. The tea party believes … Read more
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Hey Republicans! It’s Jesus! Did Ya Miss Me?
A message from Jesus addressed to Republicans was recently forwarded by an anonymous source. Here it is. Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Christmas is a Time Forgiving
If you love Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it? There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile… and then denied it! Trump is an … Read more
Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year!
An April Fools Easter WARNING: Not for the religiously sensitive!!! God to the world: “He wasn’t really my son! He was adopted!… April Fool!” Jesus as he comes … Read more
New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus
King Herod and the Pharisees embarrassed again, as regional Acting Governor (A.G.) washed his hands and recused himself. JERUSALEM – A new and explosive Dead Sea scroll discovered … Read more
Merry Christmas: Right-Wingers, the Red Pope and Jesus
The far right’s God-awful “War on Christmas” Aah, ’tis the season for family, friends, eggnog, chipmunks singing Christmas carols — and all-out, no-mercy, blow-’em-all-to-hell war. Not war like … Read more
Trump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’
‘I like saviors who weren’t captured,’ said Donald Trump at campaign stop, to big cheers. As “The Donald” continues to barnstorm around the country on his self-proclaimed “Greatest … Read more
Donald Trump and the Independent
Exclusive: A secret recording shows that Donald Trump is concerned about a new independent candidate entering the race. Breaking news: One of our reporters has just secretly recorded … Read more
Jesus Shaves! Paul Ryan’s ‘Muslim Beard’ Sparks Shaving Craze Among Patriotic Americans
‘Facial hair is the work of Allah himself,’ proclaims new ‘Jesus Shaves!’ Republican movement, who criticize Paul Ryan. MOBIL, AL — Throughout Appalachia and the American south today … Read more
Almighty Swaps Son of God for New One: Jon Stewart
God taps Jon Stewart to replace ‘disappointing’ original He’s been regarded by millions as a superhuman being, a deity, a comedic god — but after more than 16 … Read more
