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Trump Enacts Ancient Slobovian Law to Replace Aliens Enemies Act

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Trump Enacts Ancient Slobovian Law to Replace Aliens Enemies Act

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News: With the Aliens Enemies Act of 1798 placed on hold, President Trump has enacted the ancient Slobovian “YAIG Law.” President … Read more

Trump’s Pecker Pulled 34 Times, but Who’s Counting?

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Trump’s Pecker Pulled 34 Times, but Who’s Counting?

Melania Trump gives Donald a reason to sleep on the couch, 34 times! After an historic day in court Donald, faces Melania & her cold Goulash — 34 … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception

“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more

Liz Cheney Offers to Waterboard Trump

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Liz Cheney Offers to Waterboard Trump

Ex-Congresswoman wants to waterboard Trump to ‘get at the truth’ about January 6th. In a less-publicized section of Liz Cheney’s tell-all expose “Oath and Honor,” the former US … Read more

Donald Trump Awakens from ‘Shawshank’ Nightmare

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Donald Trump Awakens from ‘Shawshank’ Nightmare

After Trump gets indicted, his sleep is interrupted by a bad Shawshank dream and scary thoughts of prison life! Listen in as Melania Trump is rudely awakened by … Read more

How Trump Will End It All: Top 10 Ideas to Escape Prison Time!

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How Trump Will End It All: Top 10 Ideas to Escape Prison Time!

Things are closing in on this ex-president & there’s only one way to escape prison time! Like all filled with narcissistic shame, Donald Trump spent countless days & … Read more

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