Metal Gear Mullah: Taliban Leader Found Dead
Taliban fighter evades capture, but succumbs to gaming addiction Dec 1st, 2001 — the date Mullah Mohammad Omar fled Kandahar, Afghanistan’s second-largest city, on the back of his … Read more
White House
President Lindsey Graham Plans ‘Nipple Pink’ White House Do-Over
“A complete makeover for the White House interior is needed as well” – Lindsey Graham WASHINGTON, DC – GOP Presidential candidate Sen. Lindsey Graham (R–SC) said at a … Read more
Hillary a Big Hit with Millennials
Millennial icons give props to Hillary Clinton Rock up to a party in Williamsburg or Bushwick and you will notice that everybody is wearing something other than a … Read more
A Letter Carrier’s Special Delivery to Congress
Neither rain nor sleet nor snow — nor even the likelihood that he’d be killed en route — could stop this letter carrier from making his appointed rounds. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/20/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Secret Service: Clear and Present Wager
Secret Service director wants ‘fake’ White House to train agents Joseph ‘Joe Joe’ Clancy, the new head of the party-loving Secret Service, has just asked Congress to spend … Read more
Hillary: The Not-So-‘Chosen One’
An interview with Hillary Clinton, the presumed next Democratic candidate for president Even though former First Lady Hillary Clinton has not officially announced her candidacy, her recent speaking … Read more
Hashtag Diplomacy: Solving the World’s Problems with a Good Tweet
Tweeting announced as the president’s new favorite diplomacy tool Location: White House Press Briefing Room Mr. Earnest: Welcome everyone. I’m Josh Earnest, White House Press Secretary. Please take … Read more
Hillary Clinton: ‘Broke After White House’; Tammy Faye Bakker Defends from Beyond Grave
Hillary Clinton’s claim that she and Bill left the White House “dead broke” has evoked a storm of sympathy. Hillary Clinton’s claim in an interview with Diane Sawyer … Read more
7.5 Million Sign Up for Health Care; Coincidentally, 6 Million Share Biden’s IP Address
Joe Biden deflects praise for amazing health care numbers, saying, “It was nothing, really.” Of the 230 million people over the age of 18 living in America, approximately … Read more
