Breaking News: America is Living in ‘Interesting Times’
It’s not just we news junkies, the whole world is transfixed by ‘breaking news.’ Supposedly, the Chinese or the Arabs or the Scientologists or one of those ancient … Read more
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March Madness: It’s Crazy Out There
The productivity of offices has sunk to 4am levels during the March Madness of the Trump White House. The entire nation is transfixed like a litter of kittens … Read more
March 4th Declared National Opposites Day
“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond … Read more
The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care
May the odds be ever in your favor to win health care – but if you lose, you won’t need it anymore anyway! In the wake of a … Read more
White House Intruder Finds Lost Easter Egg; Gets Purple Heart
This White House intruder was a little confused “A White House intruder was wearing a red tie, ruddy complexion & fright wig. And, had a golf bag with … Read more
President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s … Read more
Disney Productions to Release Animated White House Drama
Classic Disney characters to assume key White House roles For the first time in the history of Disney Productions, the company is developing a new animated feature using … Read more
Melania Trump, Absentee First Lady
Rumors fly regarding Melania Trump’s absence in the White House Melania Trump appears to be an absentee First Lady, which has caused a flurry of rumors. First, a … Read more
Trump Announces Official White House News Outlet
Press secretary proclaims new era for ‘free press,’ thanks to the White House. Amid all the controversy over Trump’s war against the media, he made a stunning announcement … Read more
Trump’s List of Things to Do on His First Day in Office
He’s a business man, so you know Donald Trump has a list ready of things to do. Here they are. Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal … Read more
