Trump to Renovate Heaven, Move Residents to Hell for Rebuild
Trump plans to Renovate Heaven, haul ‘Asses to Ashes’ living his Master Builder Dream! Top 5 Enticement Offers! THE DEVIL to Trump re: ‘Renovate Heaven’ project You can’t … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Psychophants on Fire!
Liar, liar! Psychophants on fire! Trump scams MAGA succors. America has been repossessed souly for financial malfeasance. The Don of a new error breaks in the mourning-time. Talkative … Read more
Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
These days witches don’t chant “double, double, toil and trouble.” They have also traded in their broomsticks for Priuses. (With apologies to William Shakespeare) Donald Trump has often … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’
Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more
Hell on Earth
After Pope Francis seemed to deny the existence of Hell on Earth, the author asked the Devil about it. A few years ago, Pope Francis stunned the ecclesiastical … Read more
The Devil Unveils Adventures for Billionaires
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Incredible adventures await bored billionaires in a place they’ll feel right at home: Hell. SNN resident Witch Doctor and Goozakooologist recently returned … Read more
A Chat About the Antichrist
Talking with his drinking buddy, God, the Lord informs the author that Satan brought the Antichrist with him to New York. I wanted to learn something about the … Read more
Supernatural Crisis in the Anti-Abortion Movement
Satan joins the anti-abortion movement, causing a major conflict for religious believers. An anonymous source has leaked information to this reporter of a major crisis among several leaders … Read more
Devil Expels Souls from Hell for Wearing Masks
Those caught wearing masks in Hell will be escorted out for being “too damned good,” says Devil. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Apparently the Covid 19 “mask … Read more
The Circles of Hell: An Update
It feels as hot as Hell again this summer, which got me wondering what is going on in the actual place. (Inspired by Dante) As a result of … Read more
