This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defund a Mental Racist

Keep America free: Defund a mental racist! Donald Trump is the biggest worm ever to come out of the Big Apple. Trump’s Truth Social posts: A cornered rant. … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Nut Kraken Time!

Time to kraken zee nut! Trump: An un-presidented criminal. Which hunt is going to get him first? Trump puts the “cult” into culture wars. Truth Social: Apps for … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever

Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more

Neanderthals Protest Comparisons to Trump Supporters

“Unfair and untrue” say neanderthals, claiming false equivalence between them and the MAGA crowd. Activists representing neanderthals gathered today at the nation’s capital to protest “unfair and untrue” … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions

Rudy suffers from Giuliani jerk reactions. Giuliani is like an unhinged shudder. Bad losers always lose badly. Trump will miss leading us. Truth is not truth… when it … Read more

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