This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Nut Kraken Time!
Time to kraken zee nut! Trump: An un-presidented criminal. Which hunt is going to get him first? Trump puts the “cult” into culture wars. Truth Social: Apps for … Read more
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Clown Prince Trump Lies … In State
The Clown Prince of Politics plans to cash in on the worldwide vigils for Queen Elizabeth II. Donald Trump, aka The Clown Prince of Politics, has announced he … Read more
Anti-Abortion Activists Lobby to Arm Fetuses
Second Amendment rights should be give to the unborn, say anti-abortion activists. In Georgia, a fetus now qualifies for tax credits and child support and is to be … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever
Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more
Trump Rally: 2024
A look forward to his next presidential run: hold onto your MAGA hats, it’s the 2024 version of a Trump Rally! Into the hall stream Trumpists for a … Read more
Neanderthals Protest Comparisons to Trump Supporters
“Unfair and untrue” say neanderthals, claiming false equivalence between them and the MAGA crowd. Activists representing neanderthals gathered today at the nation’s capital to protest “unfair and untrue” … Read more
MTG: ‘Gazpacho’ Remark About Pelosi Ruining Cafeteria Menu
Marjorie Taylor Greene clarifies her “gazpacho” remark in a recent press conference: exclusive report! Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene recently ranted that Nancy Pelosi’s “gazpacho” police were patrolling the … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Giuliani Jerk Reactions
Rudy suffers from Giuliani jerk reactions. Giuliani is like an unhinged shudder. Bad losers always lose badly. Trump will miss leading us. Truth is not truth… when it … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews a Trump Voter
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews a Trump voter from the swing state of Wisconsin. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
White House Looks for Another Trump Monument Location
After the Mount Rushmore plan fell through, Trump’s team did not give up trying to find a suitable location for a proper Trump monument. “White House reached out … Read more
