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Dicktraitor Trump continues to lie… in bed with the Russians! Putin-Trump, throw out democracy. Our conclusion lies in collusion. Trump always seems tongue-tied to Russia. So queasy got … Read more
A recent meeting in the Oval Office: Mike Pence: Mr. President, I understand you’re looking to blame someone for this crazy pandemic. Donald Trump: That’s right, Mike. Mike … Read more
Wow, have you noticed? The have really ramped it up quickly! With Bernie out of the way, the horde of Russian trolls can concentrate all their fire-power on … Read more
Intercepted communique reveals president’s plans to elope with Nancy Pelosi. An intercepted communique from the Schnotzelvakain Secret Service revealed a scenario in which current United States President Donald … Read more
Trump gets bought with a little help from his “friends.” Trump claims that the Mueller report totally exonerated him and he’s not wrong, he’s lying! With the facts … Read more
Exclusive excerpts from Donald Trump’s diary, wherein he expresses a few regrets – not mistakes! Dear Diary, As we (meaning I) approach the end of the first of … Read more
Presenting the infamous famous Americans who colluded with the Russians – and the price they paid! Robert Hanssen – In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
On Valentine’s Day, most folks exchange cards. However, we expect President Trump to send out Valentine tweets instead, like these: Donald Trump to the Electoral College The Midwest … Read more
Contest Winners Here are the Humor Times February 2020 Cartoon Caption Contest Winners. To enter the current contest, go to our Cartoon Caption Contest. Please share the contest … Read more
