Peter Doocy and Jen Psaki Announce Their Engagement at White House Press Briefing
“I wanna writhe under Jen Psaki and the lash of her tongue every night,” Doocy moans excitedly. “She so puts the ‘pis’ in Psaki!” WASHINGTON DC — Fox … Read more
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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former President Donald Trump
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews former president Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER ROD SERLING Former President Donald Trump will soon find out that his life doesn’t exist … Read more
Joe Biden & a Plus-One: Jiminy Cicadas – on First Overseas Trip!
You heard of a fly on the wall – well, Jiminy Cicadas is going 1st Class in President Biden’s pocket on his first overseas trip! President Biden left … Read more
Your Dog Knows Better Than to Let the GOP ‘Fix’ U.S. Postal Service
Donald Trump declared he would make fixing the Postal Service a priority, but in the same way your veterinarian “fixes” your dog. It was surprising when Donald Trump … Read more
We Can Push Biden for Fundamental Change
We’ve now got a real possibility of winning some progressive policies leading to fundamental change. We’ve put Joe Biden in the White House … but what do we … Read more
Pardon Me?
Note: The following article has been rated R. Readers under 17 should only read when accompanied by a parent or guardian. It is rated R for an incongruent … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews an Alaskan Landlord
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews an Alaskan landlord. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning … Read more
Trump Desperate After Twitter Rejection
Post Twitter rejection, he is said to be planning a new social media platform. Observers describe Donald Trump’s present behavior in the White House as frenetic. Since his … Read more
Trump Seeks Restraining Order Against US Constitution
Trump hires new legal counsel, seeks restraining order against US Constitution. Vowing to sue America for “everything it’s got,” president-reject Donald Trump has hired Fanny Giuliani (identical twin-sister … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/22/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
