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Exposing Yourself… Without a Raincoat! Going Commando is a Breath of Fresh Air

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Exposing Yourself… Without a Raincoat! Going Commando is a Breath of Fresh Air
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Exposing yourself by taking your mask off for the very first time is traumatic! I always loved comic Johnny Carson‘s great joke:  “Last night it was so cold…the … Read more

Serving Up Restaurant Relief

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Serving Up Restaurant Relief
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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This satisfying restaurant relief fund is part of the smorgasbord of stimulus plans that President Biden has cooked up. The pandemic has been particularly distasteful to the restaurant … Read more

Old Normal & New Normal in Song Titles #3

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Old Normal & New Normal in Song Titles #3
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Singing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged – but take off your mask first! The Old Normal is gone, belt out the New Normal in song! Up is … Read more

Study: Daily Whiskey Bath Prevents and Cures Covid 19

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Study: Daily Whiskey Bath Prevents and Cures Covid 19
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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The best preventative and cure is a “daily whiskey bath,” says expert from Slobovia. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According to Dr. Reallie Schmelsbadde, head of the … Read more

Quirky New Varieties of Covid 19 Vaccine Released

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Quirky New Varieties of Covid 19 Vaccine Released
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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A Slobovian pharmaceutical company releases strange new Covid 19 vaccine varieties. A dispatch from SNN, the Slobovian News Network Slobovian pharmaceutical giant Schnotteragge has announced that it is … Read more

All I Want for Christmas

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All I Want for Christmas
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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If I were a better person then I’d probably ask for world peace for Christmas. If I were a better person then I’d probably ask for world peace … Read more

How You Can Tell You’re Depressed During COVID: Top 10

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How You Can Tell You’re Depressed During COVID: Top 10
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Come back here!  Here’s your 10 chances to laugh during COVID, and then you’re on your own! Here’s my Top 10 clues to tell if you’re depressed during … Read more

What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?

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What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?
Kristopher Wood
Kristopher Wood
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
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‘Governor Cuomo sent President Trump a care package filled with iconic New York foods.’ – Time Out New York. Sbarro’s pizza Knicks tickets A mariachi band and it’s … Read more

White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets

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White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets
Lesley Leben
Lesley Leben
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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A series of coherent tweets from the president raises alarms. Dr. Sean Conley and his staff at Walter Reed Medical Center expressed deep concern today that the coronavirus … Read more

Reports of President Trump’s Feigned Illness Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

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Dennis Rohatyn
Dennis Rohatyn
Dennis Rohatyn is a recovering philosopher who hibernates in Southern California. He writes about the inhuman condition, as he peers out from inside his lonely cave.
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Reports of President Trump’s feigned illness have been greatly exaggerated. In fact, his brief stay at Walter Reed Military Hospital will undoubtedly be recorded in history as the … Read more

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