This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Coup-Coup Catch You!
You are the wall-nut! Coup-coup catch you! Trump just dropped in to see what condition his sedition was in. The tea party is frighteningly inciteful. Beware the true … Read more
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Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad
Anti-Trump ad asks: “What Would Jesus Say?” The Bipartisan Electorate Against Sociopath Trump, better known as BEAST, has just released a new anti-Trump television commercial featuring Jesus Christ. … Read more
Trump Blasts into a New Frontier… for War
President Donald Trump is on a mission to turn science fiction into a “new frontier” of official military policy. Bring on Captain Kirk, Spock and the whole intrepid … Read more
Trump Flees Afghanistan, but US Still There
Trump is crowing that he’s negotiated an end to the ridiculously expensive and pointless military adventure in Afghanistan. Only… he hasn’t. It’s over. Donald the Dealmaker says that … Read more
Businessman Trump: Putin Paying $1 Billion to Bomb Ukraine
“If our military is good enough for Saudi Arabia, it’s good enough for Russia,” the President said. “After all, a billion bucks to bomb Ukraine is a billion … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Iran Towards War for a Diversion
Seeking a diversion from impeachment headlines, Trump puts US in peril yet again! Tax cuts for the rich followed by acts of war give me an uneasy feeling … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Diss Barr the Attorney General!
The Attorney General has Barr-icaded the White House behind stonewalls. Donald Trump is the consequence of a sequence of cons. The president is an outsider. Of the law! … Read more
County Joe’s ‘Fixin’ to Die Rag’ Rebooted for Iran
The iconic County Joe song from Woodstock, rewritten for our modern Iran dilemma. Back in the height of the Vietnam era, a little ditty made it onto the … Read more
The State of the Union Aftermath
We’ve survived two years of Trump and a massive government shutdown — but can we survive the SOTU aftermath? The president gave a pretty good facsimile of a … Read more
