This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Be One With Nature or Be One Without Nature
Mother Nature is being exhausted, so let’s give her a brake! Never put off ’til tomorrow what you can do the day after that. There’s no progress inertia. … Read more
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Take ‘The World Started Its Downfall When…’ Test
Take this fun “The World Started Its Downfall When…” Quiz to see if you’ve been paying attention to History or just Pop Culture! Some might say the world’s … Read more
Rush Limbaugh Reincarnates as a Dung Beetle
The deceased conservative political gadfly has reincarnated as a dung beetle, thus getting his just deserts. Scientists have confirmed that Rush Limbaugh, the popular conservative radio talk-show host … Read more
Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!
In a shocking revelation, the FBI confirms that Matt Gaetz really is “Big Boy” Shoney! The FBI has finally acknowledged what many have long suspected: that Florida Congressman … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Wall Street Bullishit!
Wall Street is full of bullishit! Minimum wages war on the poor. As the rich get richer, the middle-class becomes more and more poor-us. Ted “Yes I Cancun” … Read more
The Great Luigi’s Top Predictions for 2021
Famed astrologer releases his top predictions for 2021. Famed astrologer and soothsayer Luigi Bordeaux, professionally known as the Great Luigi, has just released his annual list of top … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole
Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Coup-Coup Catch You!
You are the wall-nut! Coup-coup catch you! Trump just dropped in to see what condition his sedition was in. The tea party is frighteningly inciteful. Beware the true … Read more
Trump Seeks Restraining Order Against US Constitution
Trump hires new legal counsel, seeks restraining order against US Constitution. Vowing to sue America for “everything it’s got,” president-reject Donald Trump has hired Fanny Giuliani (identical twin-sister … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Laptop Dog
Trump is Putin’s laptop dog. Trump’s legacy lies in his claims to defame. Those that demand the most respect invariably give the least. Propagandists attack in formation. Republicans … Read more
