Trump Enacts Ancient Slobovian Law to Replace Aliens Enemies Act

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News: With the Aliens Enemies Act of 1798 placed on hold, President Trump has enacted the ancient Slobovian “YAIG Law.” President … Read more

Canadians Give Cold Shoulder to ‘Americanization’ & Get the Last Laugh!

Top 10 Reasons why Canadians want to stay Canadian & freeze their asses off, rejecting Americanization! If Canada gave in to Americanization, it doesn’t mean they wouldn’t still freeze … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Psychophants on Fire!

Liar, liar! Psychophants on fire! Trump scams MAGA succors. America has been repossessed souly for financial malfeasance. The Don of a new error breaks in the mourning-time. Talkative … Read more

White House Plumbers Number Not on Trump’s Speed Dial!

The “White House Plumbers” didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. But someday we’ll be watching “Donald Trump’s 7 Year Scandal.” No, these plumbers didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. They … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together

Republicans scum together over Trump. Republican conspiracies hatch in surrection nests. The GOP serves a complicit tea. Fascists want the right to control all of US. Liars live … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: BS-ness as Usual

Republican politics mean BS-ness as usual. Voter suppression is an invalid ID-ology. If at first you don’t impede, lie lie again. GOP election strategy: Finking outside the ballot … Read more

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