Why I, Donald Trump, Tanked at the 2020 Presidential Debates: Top 10
Finally a mea culpa from our humble president on why he tanked at the 2020 Presidential Debates – but only 10. Besides being gaseous from 6 Cheese Whoppers … Read more
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Exclusive: Trump to Nominate Security Blanket as DHS Secretary
In a stunning reversal, President Trump is set to nominate his favorite security blanket as Homeland Security chief. President Trump is expected to nominate his security blanket as … Read more
The Trump Translator App
The president does not always say what he means, hence the need for this special Trump Translator app! For almost four years now, folks have been inundated with … Read more
Step Right Up, Folks and Play the Political Sideshow Game
There’s a political sideshow sucker born every minute – don’t let it happen to you! Come one, come all, to the political sideshow & see the orange creature … Read more
Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad
Anti-Trump ad asks: “What Would Jesus Say?” The Bipartisan Electorate Against Sociopath Trump, better known as BEAST, has just released a new anti-Trump television commercial featuring Jesus Christ. … Read more
Trump Tries to Give His Re-Election a Bounce with Laundered Money
Will Trump’s laundered money pay off or just cause him to lose a sock? Donald Trump says he will spend $100 million of his own money for re-election … Read more
Here Lies Kellyanne Conway & Husband George, Part 2
A mixed marriage or Yin & Yang, Counselor to the President, Kellyanne Conway & husband George lie motionless in their bed. Let’s listen in: Part 2. Let’s listen … Read more
Here Lies Kellyanne Conway & Husband George
A mixed marriage or Yin & Yang, Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway & husband George lie motionless in their marital bed. Let’s listen in to these contradictory … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Why I, Donald Trump, Will Not Accept the Election Results
It’s no surprise Donald Trump won’t accept the election results or leave the White House, with his toothbrush & Dippity Do & here’s his Top 10 reasons (in … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump: A Real “Whoretime” President
The president often exhibits temper rally insanity. You tell lies to utilize… corruption! A flawed fraud offends God. Too many leaders have throne their souls away. Don’t be … Read more
