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MAGA minions follow the psycho-path to hell. Dictator wannabe Trump is the top Banana Republican. The tea party believes in non-sensibility. Since Trump can’t control himself, he tries … Read more
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
The Pet Monkey Channel features videos with monkeys that vie with Congressmen throwing Feces at the American Public! Okay, so far I haven’t seen any Monkeys throw anything … Read more
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
Republicans have surrendered to the dark farce. The Republican presidential field: Different assholes, same shit. The rear ends justify their meanness. Real lies what you are told may … Read more
Team Trump contrives new defense: he just “lost his way.” In a desperate last-ditch effort to defend the ex-president-turned-insurrectionist, lawyers for Donald Trump are now claiming that their … Read more
$480,000 in cash, a new Mercedes car & shiny Gold Bar collection spray-painted pink to match the wallpaper is suspicious even in Jersey! Don’t you hate it when … Read more
After a traumatic day getting booked & humiliated, while lying about his weight and height, Donald Trump returns home to Melania in heat. BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY Donald Trump comes … Read more
While in Office, Trump told VP Mike Pence he was ‘too honest’! See who else in history was honest too! Top 15: Who else in history was’ Too … Read more
Skewed Rare Quotes from Historical Figures reveal ‘Back to the Future’ Moments! Part 1: Rare Quotes ABE LINCOLN: ‘I said 4 Stores & 7 frigin’ blocks from here … Read more
