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Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions

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Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions
Dave Richards
Dave Richards
Dave Richards is a writer from Las Vegas. In his spare time, he enjoys messing with HR Bots by optimizing keywords on Linkedin.
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After eating way too much Thanksgiving Dinner, President Putin nurses a food coma on the couch, watches Detroit Lions. After enjoying a Thanksgiving feast fit for a king, … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Diss Barr the Attorney General!

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Diss Barr the Attorney General!
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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The Attorney General has Barr-icaded the White House behind stonewalls. Donald Trump is the consequence of a sequence of cons. The president is an outsider. Of the law! … Read more

Mrs. Mueller’s Wonkish Bedroom Tapes – Unredacted!

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Mrs. Mueller’s Wonkish Bedroom Tapes – Unredacted!
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Special Counsel Mueller proves he has a way with words in the bedroom: We have an exclusive on the Unredacted Bedroom Tapes!… Even in the heat of passion … Read more

The Smoking Gun: Duh… The Pee-Pee Tapes!

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The Smoking Gun: Duh… The Pee-Pee Tapes!
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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This writer took it upon herself to go get the “pee-pee tapes” to help Pelosi finally get moving. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s quest to wait for … Read more

Exclusive! Spy Drone Eavesdropped on Trump-Putin Call: Transcript

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Exclusive! Spy Drone Eavesdropped on Trump-Putin Call: Transcript
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Read an exclusive transcript of the recent Trump-Putin call, recorded by our stealth spy drone! Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable spy drone … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews William Barr & Jerry Nadler

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews William Barr & Jerry Nadler
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews New York Congressman Jerry Nadler and Attorney General William Barr. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more

Bobby Mueller’s Book Report

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Bobby Mueller’s Book Report
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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For those mystified by the Mueller Report, the grading by his middle school English teacher of his book report for “War and Peace” might be helpful: C+. Bobby, … Read more

Trump Will Testify ‘If Mueller Promises to Applaud Afterwards’

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Trump Will Testify ‘If Mueller Promises to Applaud Afterwards’
Jeff Cahlon
Jeff Cahlon
Jeff Cahlon is an attorney and writer in New York. He writes political and social commentary and satire. Jeff has written over 40 articles that have been published on over a dozen different websites, including several leading humor/satire websites. Jeff has been named a "Top Writer in Satire" on Medium.
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Giuliani insists there is nothing unusual about the president’s request, saying Trump will testify under certain conditions. With special counsel Robert Mueller reportedly nearing completion of his investigation … Read more

Trump Loots America: Before the Fall

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Trump Loots America: Before the Fall
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Jeff Bezos: ‘Trump can go to hell & yes, Free Shipping!’ Back in the 90’s, while living in my hometown of Maryland, I was pushing a grocery cart … Read more

January 2019 Cartoon Caption Contest Winners

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January 2019 Cartoon Caption Contest Winners
Humor Times
Humor Times
The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!
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Contest Winners Here are the Humor Times January 2019 Cartoon Caption Contest Winners. To enter the current contest, go to our Cartoon Caption Contest. Please share the contest … Read more

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