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Top 10 Reasons Why I, Donald Trump, Will Not Accept the Election Results

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Top 10 Reasons Why I, Donald Trump, Will Not Accept the Election Results
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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It’s no surprise Donald Trump won’t accept the election results or leave the White House, with his toothbrush & Dippity Do & here’s his Top 10 reasons (in … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s the Lyin’ King

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s the Lyin’ King
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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…and Republicans are the cowardly lyin’. Why won’t the “president” stop Putin bounties on our troops? Fraud lies exposed. Trump’s always on a collusion course with Russia. The … Read more

Russian Coronavirus Cases Drop after Putin Wrestles Virus

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Russian Coronavirus Cases Drop after Putin Wrestles Virus
Evan Helmlinger
Evan Helmlinger
A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets, and the occasional hostage crisis.
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Daily new cases down to zero after President Putin defeated the Russian coronavirus in a judo match. New cases of the Russian coronavirus have fallen to zero following … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Great Dicktraitor
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Dicktraitor Trump continues to lie… in bed with the Russians! Putin-Trump, throw out democracy. Our conclusion lies in collusion. Trump always seems tongue-tied to Russia. So queasy got … Read more

Here They Come: Those Russian Trolls!

Here They Come: Those Russian Trolls!
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Wow, have you noticed? The have really ramped it up quickly! With Bernie out of the way, the horde of Russian trolls can concentrate all their fire-power on … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: With a Little Help From His ‘Friends’

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: With a Little Help From His ‘Friends’
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Trump gets bought with a little help from his “friends.” Trump claims that the Mueller report totally exonerated him and he’s not wrong, he’s lying! With the facts … Read more

Russia, If You’re STILL listening…

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Russia, If You’re STILL listening…
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Of course Putin’s still listening! You never know who’s got Putin’s ear… but with Trump’s loose lips, the transmissions are loud & clear.  As angry as we are … Read more

February 2020 Cartoon Caption Contest Winners

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February 2020 Cartoon Caption Contest Winners
Humor Times
Humor Times
The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!
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Contest Winners Here are the Humor Times February 2020 Cartoon Caption Contest Winners. To enter the current contest, go to our Cartoon Caption Contest. Please share the contest … Read more

Karmatic Impeachment Alternatives for You-Know-Who

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Karmatic Impeachment Alternatives for You-Know-Who
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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How the president could pay off his karma debt: Impeachment alternatives he should consider. Here are some possibilities for our Complainer in Chief to pay off his karma … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Keep US “Standing Tall” in a Resist Stance!

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Keep US “Standing Tall” in a Resist Stance!
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Dissed? Pissed? Resist! Trump sales his boast as it rapidly sinks into the swamp. Debunk the punk, impeach the leech, and put the scammer in the slammer! Crooks … Read more

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