Here’s Hoping for a Good Outcome, America!

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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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Editorial on our hopes for a good outcome to the election, from the November issue of the Humor Times, printed on 11/22/20. We went to press before Election … Read more

Donald Trump’s Debate Replacement

Donald Trump’s Debate Replacement
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
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The show must go on, and so a nationwide hunt is underway for Trump’s debate replacement! Donald Trump has refused to participate in the upcoming second debate after … Read more

God Denies Being Hurt by Joe Biden

God Denies Being Hurt by Joe Biden
Dennis Wobber is a retired structural engineer. He is also a long-time admirer of Art Hoppe, the satirical columnist who wrote for the SF Chronicle for more than 40 years.
Dennis Wobber

God denied being hurt by Joe Biden on Sean Hannity’s show recently, but evidence suggests otherwise. In a rare interview, God appeared on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox … Read more

Magazines That HAVE Endorsed Trump

Magazines That HAVE Endorsed Trump
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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Naturally, the lamestream media have ignored the many great magazines that have endorsed the incumbent candidate, Donald J. Trump. “Scientific American backs Biden for its first presidential endorsement … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews a Trump Voter

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews a Trump Voter
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews a Trump voter from the swing state of Wisconsin. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more

Vote Smurf No Matter Smurf

Vote Smurf No Matter Smurf
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
Kristopher Wood

If we get another four years of Gargamel, we’re all smurfed: Vote Smurf! I’ll start by smurfing the obvious: Gargamel is a danger to not only Smurf Village, … Read more

The ‘Five Big Questions’ That Donald Trump Swore Only He Could Answer

The ‘Five Big Questions’ That Donald Trump Swore Only He Could Answer
Dennis Rohatyn is a recovering philosopher who hibernates in Southern California. He writes about the inhuman condition, as he peers out from inside his lonely cave.
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President Trump said that there were “five big questions” on the infamous cognitive test he took that he says maybe no one else could answer. Our undercover operative … Read more

COVID at the Bat: a Revised Poem

COVID at the Bat: a Revised Poem
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
Kristopher Wood

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Miami nine that day, with COVID at the Bat: The Covid tests they took were few, with sixty games to play, And … Read more

Surprise Group Endorses Trump Reelection Bid

Surprise Group Endorses Trump Reelection Bid
Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.
Rick Blum

Group of comedy luminaries endorses Trump, standing in solidarity. HOLLYWOOD, CA — They say that politics makes for strange bedfellows, but perhaps none stranger than the group of … Read more

All the News That’s Unfit to Print

All the News That’s Unfit to Print
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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(‘Unfit to print’ because it’s actually fake news.) President Trump’s Surprise VP Pick After presidential hopeful Joe Biden announced that he would be selecting a woman to be … Read more

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