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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/16/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/16/21
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Weary of Criticism, Biden Mobilizes Fox News Team

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Weary of Criticism, Biden Mobilizes Fox News Team
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Trumpless White House Causes Downfall of Major News Outlets

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Trumpless White House Causes Downfall of Major News Outlets
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
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With the White House now Trumpless, times are hard for purveyors of news, as their gravy train chugs into the distance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According … Read more

Fox News Headliners Adjust to Changed Roles Under New Owner Jeff Bezos

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Fox News Headliners Adjust to Changed Roles Under New Owner Jeff Bezos
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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Bezos has set radically new roles for Fox News headliners since his surprise takeover of the network. In a hurriedly called press conference, Jeff Bezos has announced that … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Surrounding the Coroner
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!
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Ralph Lombard
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Schmuck-Down
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God Denies Being Hurt by Joe Biden

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God Denies Being Hurt by Joe Biden
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God denied being hurt by Joe Biden on Sean Hannity’s show recently, but evidence suggests otherwise. In a rare interview, God appeared on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Big Orange Tax Evader

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Big Orange Tax Evader
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time
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Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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