This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Global Warming Doesn’t Exit

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Global Warming Doesn’t Exit
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

So quit claiming global warming doesn’t exi$t! Hot flashes are making Mother Earth go environmental. Is global warming real? The answer is blowing in the tornadoes. Foolish fuels … Read more

Heaven’s Gate Estates

Heaven’s Gate Estates
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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Exclusive: Leaked copy of rejection letter to President Trump from Heaven’s Gate Estates. Dear Mr. Trump: Receipt is acknowledged of your application for admittance to our new Heaven’s … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Christmas is a Time Forgiving

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Christmas is a Time Forgiving
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

If you love Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it? There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile… and then denied it! Trump is an … Read more

The Chosen One?

The Chosen One?
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
JC Wade
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It’s not just Perry who thinks that Trump is the Almighty’s Chosen One. Note: If you are reading this you are among the chosen ones. In an interview … Read more

Funnies Farrago: Another Second Coming

Funnies Farrago: Another Second Coming
R. C. Harvey, pictured here with his signature rabbit (Harvey the rabbit), is a onetime cartoonist and all-time comics chronicler, critic, and all-around cheerleader for the art of cartooning. Cartooning is the visual-verbal art form, the pictorial blending of word and image, verbiage and pictures, which, together, conjure meanings neither one achieves alone without the other. R.C. goes on at great length in his online magazine of news and reviews, history and lore, Rants & Raves, at RCHarvey.com.
R.C. Harvey

Comic book review: ‘Another Second Coming’ TO SAY THAT Mark Russell’s comic book Second Coming is about Jesus coming back to Earth (as promised, remember? — His return … Read more

There’s a Saint for That

There’s a Saint for That
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
JC Wade
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The Creator is very busy these days, so some petitions are just falling through the cracks. Try petitioning a saint. The world has become a very crazy place. … Read more

7 Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

7 Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)
In recovery... From a lot of things! Always glad to post here.
Jonathan Ferguson

Climate change: Let God handle it! Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory … Read more

Offering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates

Offering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

Exactly which deities are these “thoughts and prayers” being offered to, anyway? The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying … Read more

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
James Israel
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“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the … Read more

Mephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’

Mephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

‘Heaven is totally rigged,’ the Devil said, blaming an incompetent God. ‘Only I can bring back real evil and a Trump Presidency.’ DEPTHS OF HELL — Surrounded by … Read more

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