Red States in the Sunset
Should Trump find himself unable to run for office, might he feel he owes the red states that supported him, and even America? Before he got lost in … Read more
Constitution
You Have a Constitutional Right to Vote. Right?
Your vote is sacred, we’re told; it’s your fundamental constitutional right, for God’s sake! Or is it? Every election day, media outlets, candidates and political establishments practically shout … Read more
How a Clerical Error Made Corporations ‘People’
In 1886 corporate supremacy was born, breathing life into artificial, antidemocratic entities, to the detriment of we, the real people. There’s a historic date, which our country ought … Read more
Justices Alito and Thomas Cite Right to Life for Every Ova
New hope is here for each ova, thanks to the wise men on the Court. In presenting the arguments to overturn Roe v. Wade, Justices Alito and Thomas … Read more
Why Should We the People Respect a Court That Disrespects the People?
How can we respect a court that has needlessly, dangerously and rather ludicrously become a black-robed autocracy? When Supreme Court member Justice Samuel Alito’s secret plan for canceling … Read more
U.S. Constitution to Receive State Funeral 4 July, Chief Justice Roberts Presiding
“Sadly, it’s about time,” says Chief Justice Roberts, who will deliver the eulogy. “The thing’s been basically dead for years.” WASHINGTON DC — The US Constitution, finally pronounced … Read more
Republican Supremes Defrocking Themselves
The extremist Republican Supremes now in control have been busy denying that they are a bunch of partisan hacks. Too bad they actually are! Ralph Waldo Emerson told … Read more
Trump Seeks Restraining Order Against US Constitution
Trump hires new legal counsel, seeks restraining order against US Constitution. Vowing to sue America for “everything it’s got,” president-reject Donald Trump has hired Fanny Giuliani (identical twin-sister … Read more
The Presidential Exit Interview
As a progressive employer, The United States of America likes to use that modern human resources tool: the exit interview. Thank you, sir, for agreeing to meet with … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Presidential Schmuck-Down
There’s no debate, it’s a presidential schmuck-down! It’s a crime Trump’s deface of America. If only the president was as interested in suppressing the coronavirus as he is … Read more
