Smoking Gun Submits Letter of Resignation

Smoking Gun Submits Letter of Resignation
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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Hi, I’m Smoking Gun. You may know me from any number of murder mysteries and old films. In fact I, Smoking Gun, have played a central role many … Read more

Karmatic Impeachment Alternatives for You-Know-Who

Karmatic Impeachment Alternatives for You-Know-Who
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Roger Freed

How the president could pay off his karma debt: Impeachment alternatives he should consider. Here are some possibilities for our Complainer in Chief to pay off his karma … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show New Year’s Eve Party 2020

The Jerry Duncan Show New Year’s Eve Party 2020
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host hosts a New Year’s Eve Party with special guests! ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more

Which is a Witch? Bring Back Ye Olde Tests!

Which is a Witch? Bring Back Ye Olde Tests!
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
JC Wade
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We may need to bring back ye olde techniques for ferreting out witches and sorcerers. Lately it seems that everyone in Washington is talking about witches. Rudy Giuliani … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Christmas is a Time Forgiving

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Christmas is a Time Forgiving
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard

If you love Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it? There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile… and then denied it! Trump is an … Read more

Top 10: What’s Sitting on Mitch McConnell’s Desk?

Top 10: What’s Sitting on Mitch McConnell’s Desk?
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

Besides the over 300 bills sent over by the Democratic House, what else is sitting on the desk of Mitch McConnell? House Speaker Nancy Pelosi calls him ‘A … Read more

Historic ‘Impeachment Issue’ of the Humor Times: Get Yours Now!

Historic ‘Impeachment Issue’ of the Humor Times: Get Yours Now!
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
James Israel
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The new year is not complete without it! Order your copy of the “Impeachment Issue” — January’s Humor Times! The historic “Impeachment Issue” of the Humor Times has … Read more

Kellyanne Conway Defends Historical Presidential Scandals

Kellyanne Conway Defends Historical Presidential Scandals
A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets, and the occasional hostage crisis.
Evan Helmlinger

In cable news interview, Conway defends actions of the 45th president (as well as the 6th, 17th, and 40th) in their presidential scandals. Kellyanne Conway, a senior adviser … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Louisiana Senator John Kennedy

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Louisiana Senator John Kennedy
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Louisiana Senator John Kennedy. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/3/19

Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/3/19
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read more

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